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The Dark Knight Rises: with a clean slate

“A girl’s gotta eat.” – Selina Kyle. She’s good at what she does, one of the best, but her crimes are slowly and inevitably catching up
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The Dark Knight Rises: and restarts

John Blake: “Don’t you want to know who he is?” Jim Gordon: “I know exactly who he is; he’s The Batman.”  He’s our point-of-view character for the film,
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Bourne Free

“There was never just one…” (Apparently these guys are like Pringles.) This Friday we have a Bourne movie without Jason Bourne. This is CRAZY, right? We
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The Dark Knight Rises: and renews faith

“I knew Harvey Dent. I was his friend. And it will be a very long time before someone… Inspires us the way he did. I believed
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The Dark Knight Rises: out of cryostasis

“You’ve got stuck in a moment and you can’t get out of it.” – U2 Walled up in Wayne Manor with scraggly facial hair, a cane,
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The Dark Knight Rises: the REAL love story

“Maybe it’s time we stop trying to outsmart the Truth and let it have it’s day!” Althought Alfred Pennyworth realizes this 8 years too late, he’s the
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Looking Back at PITCH BLACK…

Riddick: “Would you die for them?” Fry: “I would try for them!” Riddick: “You didn’t answer me.” Fry: “Yes, Riddick. I would. I would die for
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Before Batman Rises, a MEMENTO from Nolan

“I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can’t remember
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Prometheus, Panic, and Hubris

I must confess: I took up the flag and waved it like everyone else, criticizing several plot points of Prometheus. Sometimes we all watch a film